November 2, 2009
Answer the phone, dahling — it could be UHEAA!
How many of you can tell me who Tallulah Bankhead is? From a quick survey around the office, I can estimate that only a few of you actually know. How this 25-year old came to know her, I cannot say, but she is the actress from the black & white era who popularized the term Dahling and hosted a popular radio show entitled The Big Show.
While I was surfing YouTube yesterday, I came across a short snippet of a Big Show episode featuring Judy Garland. Tallulah begins to admit that when she hears the name Judy Garland what she thinks of is a specific song from the Wizard of Oz and she continues to sing, albeit undeniably off key, Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.
Speaking over roars of laughter, Judy gently mentions that she doesnt remember that song as part of the film, but that there was a song that went (starting acappella) Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high.
To which Tallulah replies: Well, you may not believe this Dahling, but that is the song I just sang!
Now, I know what you all may be thinking: What is the point of this narrative? The point Im trying to make is words can be the same, but depending on whos saying (or singing) them can mean the world of a difference. If a credit card company leaves a message on your voicemail, you can bet its because they want to collect from you. However, if we happen to be the one making the call, you can also bet that (although we left the exact same message) UHEAA has a completely different objective.
You see, our organization is unique in that we actually want to help you and so we come equipped with a number of special tools that can temporarily lower or even temporarily allow you to stop making monthly payments (all without it adversely affecting your credit)!
If you have any questions about what specific tools we have available for you, any of our friendly Customer Service agents will be happy to give you all the details. UHEAA Customer Service can be reached toll-free at 1-877-336-7378.
877-336-7378 | firstname.lastname@example.orgPosted by: Jesse